majesdanes:

cat: places paw tentatively on boob
me: please–
cat: presses paw down on boob
me: don’t–
cat: slowly, agonizingly walks across boobs

yass-god:

real acting

moist-ashes:

when i’m saying bye to my queer friend

babyferaligator:

U r beautiful and ur gonna do great today

grimfemme:

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

sketchamagowza:

Word Balloon tips and tricks

problackgirl:

being friendly with a boy you aren’t romantically/physically attracted to and him developing feelings for you isn’t your fault, nor does it mean you were “leading him on”. you are under no obligation to date him.

busket:

rookerie:

teenbitch:

our government is in a meme war

I can’t believe this is real

you know if someone had shown me this picture about 4 years ago i would have believed that it was some hamfisted attempt at satire or some sort of surreal distopian world but here we are 2014

neptunain:

put peanut butter on a pinecone and roll it in bird seed. hang it up outside. wait.

muirin007:

themaskednegro:

I actually let out a pleased little squeak when I saw this because ohhh man, that is beautiful.

spookyserval:

amovible:

mira-of-sassgard:

I lost my shit at self-governing snakes.

"Only thinks of you as a friend "

the mantis shrimp tho

princcss:

unclefather:

badrapper:

awwww-cute:

Went kayaking with my girlfriend and we made the cutest friend!

excuse me WHY are his hands up i cant handle this

pick him up